Moron Alert - Manhole Cover Placement

Arrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I was just driving down the street and every 50 yards or so there was a manhole cover right where the drivers-side tires hit.

I...just...can't...believe...the...absolute...moron...that must have designed where to put that pipe complete with manhole covers!

If they would have put it in the middle of the street where you move over to turn there wouldn't be any problem, or if they moved it to the right about 3 feet, but NOOOOOO!

They had to put it right where you had to drive, unless you drive clear to the right to miss every cover.

What a moron. What a bunch of morons. Someone should have noticed it and thought about what a pain it would be for every driver that went down the street.

Yes, I could drive on other streets, but the morons seem to have brothers who put them in the same place on other roads!

Everyone gets to have the same thumping experience, everyone gets to have their cars slowly damaged, everyone gets to have another smile each time they thump through another one.

Enough said. There are probably people who would patiently explain why they had to be there. Those same people are morons. Someone needs to remember that someone is going to be driving over the pipe for years.

When you build a road, think about where you put the manhole covers.

What a bunch of Morons!